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Bull Shit & Other Shit Seasonings

Bull Shit & Other Shit Seasonings

Regular price $12.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $12.99 USD
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Special Shit products complete any cook's kitchen, and they make great gifts too. Sure, the clever names will make people laugh, but the flavors will surely bring a smile to their faces.

  • Bull Shit is the finest steak seasoning to ever grace a pantry, no shit. 
  • Special Shit All Purpose Seasoning is a savory addition to any food! Made from a combination of flavorful spices that are delicately blended to produce a gourmet seasoning unlike any other, Special Shit is guaranteed to send your taste buds reeling!
  • We’ve got something to crow about! Chicken Shit is the seasoning designed especially for chicken! This ain’t the same herbs and spices the fat man in the white suit uses; this is so much better!
  • No Shit was developed as an all-purpose seasoning to enhance the flavor of beef, pork, chicken, vegetables, and eggs.  Who could have imagined that a product without sodium could taste this good?
  • Aw Shit Hot n' Spicy, specially blended for those who want a little heat in the cooking. This is just what the doctor ordered, the taste is Mexican meets Cajun. This shit seasoning provides just the right amount of kick to make you say "Aw Shit!". 

Return Policy

We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase from The Front Porch. If for any reason you wish to make a return please contact us within 7 days from date of arrival. Item must be returned in original condition and packaging before a return will be issued. Reach out to our staff at anytime if you should have any product or return questions.


We strive to ship your items quickly. Your items will be in the mail within a week from the date of order (usually sooner). Items are typically sent USPS and arrive on average within a week. Please feel free to contact us with any additional shipping questions.

*Please let us know if you would like your items gift wrapped - FREE of charge!

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